Social Workout

Workout

DIRTY DANCING IN FOUR INCH HEELS

So, the apprentices here at the summer festival threw a "Jersey Shore" party at a local bar, and everybody came decked out as their favorite character. I've never watched the show, but I knew enough to wear my shortest, lowest cut dress, highest heels, and tallest hair; plus I bought some base makeup about four shades too dark and gave myself an instant "tan". My look was a big hit, and I ended up dirty dancing with apprentice boys half my age all night. My thighs and calves certainly got a workout, and I'm hoping the calories burned exceeds those consumed in the many adult beverages I enjoyed.

It was a great time, especially since the locals did not seem to realize that we were in costume, and did not quite know what to make of the kids who came in drag (boys and girls), or the fact that girls were dancing with girls, boys were dancing with boys, girls were dancing with boys, and there were bump-and grind chains of both genders. Not to mention the lap dances (by both boys and girls) for one of the pianists who was having a birthday. Anyway, I highly recommend this kind of workout.