I burned 681 calories before Sass was out of bed

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I burned 681 calories before Sass was out of bed

Who's the Grown Ass Woman who got herself out of bed this A.M. and to the UES for Ride the Zone without a subway buddy? von Hottie! I win double prizes! Seriously, I was so proud. It was kind of like the first time my mom let me go on the escalator without holding her hand - well, more like the second time my mom let me do that because the first time didn't go so well.

I made it on time to Hour-long RTZ with Carrie. I sat behind Kaitlyn and her perfect form and tush were very inspring. Carrie's playlist was muy excellente - Lady Gaga, Rolling Stones, and yes, Jon Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive" for a steep hill climb. Carrie made us imagine a hot, hot man at the top of the hill, our cowboy. "Don't you just want him right next to you? You just have to climb this hill so you can feel him right next to you." OH MY! It was better than the romance novel on my nightstand. I felt like I was in a really awesome 80's music video. I stood up in the saddle of "the steel horse I ride." I could feel the rectangular patches of orange 80's rouge drip down my face with my sweat. My mullet was blowing in the wind and mother-loving Pegasus cantered past our Real Ryders. I climbed that hill, I reached my cowboy, and oh yeah, we went for a ride!

Kaitlyn & I went for coffee and a constitutional after class in the lovely cool sunshine. I bought myself a prize at Sephora with a gift card so it's a double prize because it was free. It's eyeshadow that looks just like Sass' but it's a different brand. Look Sass, I played Same Same but it's Different Same!

*SURPRISE FOR SANDYLIZ'S FOOT*

This is a music video I made a 2 years ago with my friends when one of them had to wear a boot. I may have posted it before. Can't remember. Anyway, this one's for you, Ruffin Muffin: