MammaPole
HELLO
MammaPole

SW's favorite amateur voluptuous pole dancer.
New York City
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Feats Completed
- The Feralicious Challenge:
- 3.) Ritual and Rhythm
See all feats for The Feralicious Challenge- Social Workout Challenge: New Years Edition:
- Pimp Your Bed
- Go Fish
- Home Food
See all feats for Social Workout Challenge: New Years Edition- Emergency Holiday Challenge:
- Naughty Flogging
- Divine Singing
- Reindeer Gaming
- Festivus Pole Dancing
- Stand Up!
- Shop in Peace
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Workout
Hello Ft. Greene
Hey Ft. Greene! This is my first BK workout and I like this gym. Work was cancelled for the day, so I got to do a lunchtime jaunt ont he bike. Sweet.
Place:
Crunch - Fort Greene
Workout
Pole
Nothing too special about pole tonight.
Class(es) Taken:
Pole Dancing - Kyra J.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Fri, 07/23/2010 (All day)
Workout
Don't be pole lazy
So I am getting lazier and lazier on the pole. I need to stop that. Today was a step in the right direction. I started slow but was able to recover.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Workout
SOoooooooooo backlogged in posts
I am so backlogged in posts it is scary. Here's my shot as trying to put something in . . .
Class(es) Taken:
Hip Hop - Lillian C.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Wed, 08/11/2010 (All day)
You Wrote We Like
Watch out for the big girl winning $1,000!!
Soooooo last Thursday, I found myslef at Sin City, a lovely strip club in the Bronx. I came straight from work, so I was in a gray pinstripe suit. Oh wow, it just so happens to be amature night . . .
Amature night + Mamma Pole + $1,000 cash prize + no shame = a damn good idea to enter the amature night competion.
Workout
Pole
Nothing special about pole tonight except my new orange shorts.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Workout
I heart Pole
I heart Pole
Class(es) Taken:
Pole Dancing - Kyra J.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Mon, 07/12/2010 (All day)
Workout
Guilt and shame
I'm an asshole for going to the gym when I should have been with my sick mother. Way to go, Roz.
Class(es) Taken:
Hip Hop - Lillian C.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Wed, 07/07/2010 (All day)
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Workout
Hello Ft. Greene
Hey Ft. Greene! This is my first BK workout and I like this gym. Work was cancelled for the day, so I got to do a lunchtime jaunt ont he bike. Sweet.
Place:
Crunch - Fort Greene
Workout
Pole
Nothing too special about pole tonight.
Class(es) Taken:
Pole Dancing - Kyra J.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Fri, 07/23/2010 (All day)
Workout
Don't be pole lazy
So I am getting lazier and lazier on the pole. I need to stop that. Today was a step in the right direction. I started slow but was able to recover.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Workout
SOoooooooooo backlogged in posts
I am so backlogged in posts it is scary. Here's my shot as trying to put something in . . .
Class(es) Taken:
Hip Hop - Lillian C.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Wed, 08/11/2010 (All day)
Workout
Pole
Nothing special about pole tonight except my new orange shorts.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Workout
I heart Pole
I heart Pole
Class(es) Taken:
Pole Dancing - Kyra J.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Mon, 07/12/2010 (All day)
Workout
Guilt and shame
I'm an asshole for going to the gym when I should have been with my sick mother. Way to go, Roz.
Class(es) Taken:
Hip Hop - Lillian C.
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Wed, 07/07/2010 (All day)
Workout
Double without the trouble
So today was a miracle. I did my usual double trouble Wednesdays and didn't die. That's hot.
Class(es) Taken:
Place:
Crunch - Union Square
Date:
Wed, 07/07/2010 (All day)
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I want to be Indian
If I wasn't black, which is a really fun ethnicity, I would want to be Indian so I could look as hot as Sarina when she's busting a serious Punjabi groove in class.
on 12.31.09 at 05:15 by MammaPole | 1 Comments
This is why I'm friends with you two.
Posted in response to: Drunk swimming
on 24 weeks 5 days ago by MammaPole
This is why we're friends. Other then working out, I feel the need to constantly tell people all about every meal I eat. You're descriptions made my palate dance.
Posted in response to: want dessert so good it'll make you cry?
on 25 weeks 2 days ago by MammaPole
I'm glad some of us are actually making progress towards their body issues. I hope to be in the same boat, but I have a lot more work to do. Congrads, MSH, on working your way towards a point I can't even see yet . . .
Posted in response to: you better realize you're hot...like...now.
on 26 weeks 6 days ago by MammaPole
I want one. Yes, I would use this in public shame free if it got my ass into sexier clothes.
Posted in response to: Treadmill Desks Unsexy, But Maybe Also Awesome
on 27 weeks 2 days ago by MammaPole
SandyLiz, that was a very kind and thoughtful comment. Thank you for reading and thank you for always cheering me on. I sometimes loose myself in the reflection of other people around me, so it takes some reminding to myself that I am talented, I am worthy of being in class with other girls and I look good in my own way. Hope to see you soon.
Posted in response to: 202lbs of Pole Dancer
on 27 weeks 5 days ago by MammaPole
I don't know if you are seeing anybody, but I hope your current or future lover values your radiance!
Posted in response to: i celebrate myself, and sing myself
on 29 weeks 5 days ago by MammaPole
Fear not, SandyLiz. I'm good.
Posted in response to: Who makes up these moves?
on 29 weeks 6 days ago by MammaPole
While I don't think I've over working out, I def judge myself for not working out enough. In fact, I fight myself on this all the time. My life is over scheduled and the gym is a big reason why. I can't rest either. Maybe they have 12 step programs for people like us.
Posted in response to: overtraining leads to "the talk" leads to msh258 becoming super-famous
on 29 weeks 6 days ago by MammaPole
So I know I am like a month late reading this, but at SW's "favorite voluptuous amateur pole dancer," I must throw in my two cents. You will look nothing but beautiful on the pole. The chicks on YouTube have been doing this since they popped out the womb, so don't think you have to come to class knowing how to split four ways. I've been a pole Diva for over two years and can assure you that it took me a really, really long time to build strength. In fact, I'm still working on it. I go every week and hope to see you there. I'm the thick black chick in the hot pink shoes who thinks she's Beyonce.
Posted in response to: Pole Dancing Terror
on 31 weeks 2 days ago by MammaPole
The WORST thing to forget is CLEAN UNDERWEAR for after your shower. I did it last week and had to make some really difficult decisions between the shower and getting home to clean hipsters at home.
Posted in response to: What's the Worst Item to Forget to Bring to the Gym?
on 32 weeks 4 days ago by MammaPole
That's awesome. Wish I was there.
Posted in response to: Holy awesomeness, there was a catfight in my gym class!!!
on 34 weeks 6 days ago by MammaPole
Thank you everyone for your kind words! You all are always so supportive and I really, really appriciate it. Thank you for starting my new year off on such a positive note. I won't let you down.
Posted in response to: Training for my first pole competition!
on 34 weeks 6 days ago by MammaPole
You would think it Crunch would terminate my membership for missing a day. One day, perhaps gym rats like ourselves will not be so tough on ourselves.
Posted in response to: Bad decision to go to pole
on 36 weeks 2 days ago by MammaPole
As a pole junkie, I'm very familiar with the wonders of Dry Hands. Does anybody know what store I can buy some from in person in the city?
Posted in response to: Dry Hands, Liquid Courage
on 37 weeks 5 days ago by MammaPole
Holy crap, how could I forget about my vagina munching?! Thanks for the shout out. You'll get to the top of the pole soon.
Posted in response to: A Sexy night of pole
on 38 weeks 6 days ago by MammaPole
Oh snap, I didn't know you knew about Make My Cake?! I've had their cupcakes before, but I don't know where this slice was from. It was still good.
Posted in response to: "I love you like a fat kid love cake"
on 39 weeks 4 hours ago by MammaPole
I too need to slow my roll at the gym sometimes, but my over zealous inner gym rat puts my body through the ringer before I admit defeat and go home after work and NOT Union Square.
Posted in response to: Realizing the need to REST
on 40 weeks 3 days ago by MammaPole
Thank you to everyone who came out and saw the show! I can't wait until all of you are dancing alongside me. I had a great time and your support is always so kind and uplifting!
Posted in response to: Sasha Fierce came to 59th Street last night
on 40 weeks 6 days ago by MammaPole
First of all, I'm a little too excited about this shout out! Secondly, I certainly hope to see many of you in class with me. I'm a pole junkie. Catch me every Monday and Friday night at Crunch in Union Square in NYC. Look for the girl in the 6" neon pink shoes.
Posted in response to: Festivus Pole Dancing
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on 10 weeks 4 days ago by MammaPole