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For Whom the Toll House Doughs

Toll House Cookie Dough

You pad to the refrigerator late at night wearing a sweaty nightshirt hoping to sneak just a smidge of your favorite naughty snack— raw, prepackaged chocolate-chip cookie dough, oh so hyperpalatable, reminds you oh-so-much of your youth. Dude, step away from the fridge. A mega batch of Toll House cookie dough tested positive in June for E.coli, and Nestlé USA has recalled about 300,000 cases of the stuff. (BUT MAYBE YOUR TUBE WAS THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY!) Fact: The CDC is checking out whether the dough is behind 69  reports across the nation of ugly E.coli poisoning. Whatevs, you say? Fear mongering fitness blog panders to hysterical mass market food panic? Fair enough, but THAT TUBE OF NESTLE COULD TAKE OUT YOUR KIDNEYS, KIDDO! All we're saying is how about the carrots in the back of the fridge? Well rinsed, cut into sticks? Equally nostalgic, better for you....