The perfect sports bra has been invented, you just can't buy it yet
According to this post on Jezebel.com, scientists have discovered the perfect sports bra, but of course it's sitting in a lab somewhere and no one actually manufactures it. This is the kind of thing that drives me crazy. I've always suspected that deep in some lab somewhere lies the cure for HPV, visible panty lines, homophobia, and lovers who omit big important details about their marital status. Now I know that all my suspicions were correct. While I love my Shock Absorber, it's making me itchy to know that the perfect home for my bazooms is out there and I just can't get my hands on it.
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whoa.
they are jerks, holding out on us. the VonBossom needs a perfect bra. those things are a national treasure.
Submitted by sandyliz on 08.19.10 at 04:05.
I was just reading that post! It really is amazing how they are somehow shocked most sports bras suck!
Submitted by FatBottomSlim on 08.19.10 at 04:57.
i need a non-chafing bra for my long runs. i'm thinking this 'perfect' bra would do this, huh?!
Submitted by msh258 on 08.20.10 at 06:19.