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pole dance (via litonali)

Soooooo last Thursday, I found myslef at Sin City, a lovely strip club in the Bronx.  I came straight from work, so I was in a gray pinstripe suit.  Oh wow, it just so happens to be amature night . . .

Amature night + Mamma Pole + $1,000 cash prize + no shame = a damn good idea to enter the amature night competion.

So there I was, on stage, in a black and pink outfit that propped up my boobs nicely.  I was excited to enter the contest, as I had been thinking about it all week.  Of course, I was the biggest girl on stage, but surprisingly, I actually wasn't worried about that.  I was too focused on winning that $2,000 cash prize.  The first girl went.  Not bad, but I was thinking I could do better.  The second girl went and she was lame.  Then four others danced on stage before it was my turn.

The moment my music started, Mamma Pole came out in full force.  I ripped off my clothes (not all of them) and showed off some pole skills.  Then I started gyrating my ass like there was no tomorrow.  When the music gets inside of me, its like I'm not myself.  I turn into Sasha Fierce, just like my friend Beyonce.  The crowd flipped a shit.  They weren't ready for me to bust something serious on the pole.  But I did.  And I felt terrific.  And yea, there might have been a flash of boob here and there . . . I was at a strip club, after all.  But nothing that my friends would have disowned me for.

Then the competition was narrowed down to three of us.  Once again, I took the stage for my turn of the dance off and popped the most perfect superman I've ever done.  I wish everyone could have seen it.  The crowd was still in my favor, as all of their dollars shoved in my Diva shorts proved.  Now it came down to me and another girl.  Since the hosts couldn't decide who the crowd loved more (althought I think it was me), we split the grand prize.  Including tips, I walked away with $1,060.  Holy motherfucking shit.

While this may sounds odd, I had a wonderful time dancing in that stage.  I felt confident, in the moment, and happy that my alter sex ego came out.  I can't wait to do it again for my birthday!