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Mlog This (In which I Rap and Attempt to Solidify My SW Comeback. Can you handle this HMSP?)

Oh yes. This really is happening. Some brutal hip hop flow, complete with trash talking and use of the word mo' in place of the culturally less relevant: more. The only thing missing is a reference to Scarface... oh and there's no mention of the Zulu nation either. Did I mention that I'm white? Like really white? Yeah, you're so not even ready for this.

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Oh SNAP!!!

You win the internet.  :oD

Matty_G_Fresh's picture

THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't get over it. you win. i don't even wanna write my poem anymore!!!

msh258's picture

that's a whole new meaning to the white tongue you were talking about last year

Mr. Mohawk's picture

that shit might force me to make a video! nobody calls me ollie, and disses my lame wordplay! the truth hurts, but I'm very inspired. ashleigh is the new b. rabbit.

must call the P90X dopes and tell them what's going on around here. 

Oliver's picture

that was dope, ash... and we want a video OLLIEEEE! :-()

kornflowers's picture

i don't even have words. that's outstanding!

twinklefee's picture

GAME ON! This is way better than a juice cleanse! Whoop Whoop!

sassletics82's picture

wowwwwww. amazing.

thefatbridesmaid's picture

haha, i may have peed a little laughing so hard. you are AMAZING!

Llaves's picture

And I actually thought my little poem had a shot.  Pshaa!

That was freestylin'?

 

 

michlny's picture

done and DONE.

good to have you back. =]

CJ's picture

Amazing! Sorry I'm so white in my superlatives.

I'm loving that it's like the opposite of the white tongue cleanse.

spindig's picture

Haha thanks guys yeah that wasn't a freestyle, I'm savin' that shit for later... 

ashleigh0723's picture

So when are we gonna declare peace between our posses and put out a DJ Jazzy Ash and the G Fresh Prince single?  ;oD

Matty_G_Fresh's picture