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Police Arrest Man for Working Out All Night

Bicep Gym (via my and the sysop)

It's 2 A.M. at the TwentyFourSeven Gym in Centralia, Pennsylvania. Jordan Cartegena has been working out for going on six hours. He's the only one left at the gym. The staff want to close, but Mr. Cartegena, fresh off the weights and ready for cardio, refuses to leave. Next thing he knows, the police arrive, arrest him, cart him to the police station, and give him a $50 fine. A fine for what? His guns! Just kidding. Groan. The fine was for trespassing. "The place says they're open 24-7 right on the front of the building," says the astutely observant Mr. Cartegena. "We hope when he comes back we can all joke about this," says the potentially delusional gym spokesperson. (via ESPN).

Comments

Is this an April Fools joke?

princessmichelle's picture

In fact, no. Totally true.

Charity D.'s picture

Oooook. First off, no one needs to work out for 6 hours. And no one needs to work out for 6 hours and in doing so keep an entire gym's staff waiting for them. And this guy's an asshole, I would've done the same thing to him. What point was he trying to prove?

Mr. Mohawk's picture