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Feraliciousness prevails!

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Wherein one Feralicious Challenger triumphs over seductive mocking jelly and cream-filled evil...

I'm trying.  I really am. I woke up early and made an omelette for breakfast - to bring to work: zucchini, scallions, mushrooms, roasted red peppers.  I pack up lunch and snacks for the day: chicken breast, quinoa, french lentils, grapefruit, avocado, turnips, sweet potato.  Thoughtful, healthy, good. I get to the gym and do a quick cardio with a heavy load, then sit with the greatness that is my trainer to go over my next 6-week cardio program.  All is well with the world. 

I get to work.  I go into the kitchen to put my food away.  Ten minutes later I go back to make some green tea. And there it is.  [insert horror film music here, and a loud, blood-curdling scream]  THE BOX.  Rectangular. Pink and white. 

I walk over and slowly lift the lid - for some reason I have to look inside.  I'm compelled.  (Haven't I seen enough horror movies to know what happens next?)  And there they are - staring up at me.  Laughing. Mocking. Tempting. Challenging. Seducing.

I SHUN YOU JELLY!  DIE CHOCOLATE-COVERED SPRINKLED! F-YOU CREAM-FILLED!

I smile and walk away.  Patient. Steadfast.  Strong.  Feraliciousness prevails!