i saw someone's nuts.

A few days ago, I was getting changed in the Crunch locker room and as I turned around to put something on the bench behind me, I noticed that someone had very neatly laid out a handful of almonds on their towel. Somehow, I instinctively knew that there were 14 almonds...and the moment the realization of that hit me, I of course double-checked and it turned out that, yes indeed, there were 14 almonds on the towel. I kind of chuckled to myself at how incredibly ridiculous it was that I guessed the number of nuts. I mean, the reality is that it wasn't really a guess. It was simply that I know what a serving size of almonds is. After chuckling, the second emotion was actually a bit of sadness. Why is it that I have to have this useless knowledge in my head? Why is it that I've been so obsessed with my food in the past that I instinctively know how much of it a person "should" have in one sitting. Why is it that this girl feels that she has to count out the exact number of almonds she eats. It's so absurd.

One of the biggest pros to my new paleo way of eating, has been the fact that I feel tremendously liberated. I don't think about servings, I don't think about how much I should or shouldn't have - as long as I eat paleo foods, I eat as much or as little of it as I want and I know that it's all good for me. While I knew to a certain extent how much of my time has been spent preoccupied with food, and I've definitely experienced some kind of burn-out from that at time, I never realized how much anxiety was involved in my day-to-day food choices. Now, that's simply not the case. In a sense, my eating has become more natural and intuitive than it's ever been before, and I'm truly grateful that I've been able to make this change so effortlessly. Funny how that ridiculous NY Times article made such a difference...

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One of my coworker's is the exact same way!!! I've NEVER parsed out servings, it would confuse my tummy.

 

Are you going to drink at my party?!

Mr. Mohawk's picture

Yes. I. Am.

Uh oh.

msh258's picture

There's gonna be a whole lotta people with limited tolerance at your party. Oh the mania that will ensue.

msh258's picture

"my advice is not to inquire where or wither, but to enjoy the ice cream while it's on my plate"-thorton wilder

sassletics82's picture

I guess 14 is better than 2 (which is where I thought you were going with this)

kornflowers's picture

mua ha ha ha so excited for the delinquency. Msh, no getting down on yourself for drinking at Mohawk's party. Or my party. You get 2 free passes.

vonhottie's picture

oh yeah, von, is it cool if I bring people? I have some friends coming in from Texas, and some boys who don't need to fight.

Mr. Mohawk's picture

why would i get down on myself for drinking?! i'm drinking.

msh258's picture

@Mohawk YES PLEASE BRING BOYS. Omg I love Texans. You have no idea how excited this makes me. I have so many women to unleash upon your posse. Plus, there is a prize for the person who brings the most friends with them to the party.

@msh I just meant don't feel bad about getting drunk and then eating non-paleo pizza after, if it happens. Your hangover will be hard earned and I want you to enjoy it. Maybe you should pre-game by pre-baking the paleo drunk pizza.

vonhottie's picture

Von,

 

My friends from Texas are girls, but you know me I'm all about gettin' posse. See you Friday with some boys and girls in tow!

Mr. Mohawk's picture

@Mohawk
As long as your girls can drink and swear, they're welcome. Even better if they have big hair.

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