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Jacko Hires Incredible Hulk as Personal Trainer

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Our first Jacko headline! So sinful. Please forgive, but FemaleFirst reports that Michal Jackson has hired Lou Ferrigno as his personal trainer. "He likes me, he feels safe with me," reports Lou, the man who's late '70s TV Hulk inspired Ed Norton. We haven't been following Michael closely enough, but wasn't there something about an obsession with childhood and comic book characters? Whatever. We'd work out with Lou too, and this could be a big win-win. At 126 pounds, Michael needs to gain weight before he goes back out on tour on July 12th, and Lou is clearly the man to get him over his fear of bulking up. "Michael refuses to lift weights," says Lou. No problem, just show him some clips from the old TV show. Nothing sexier than Bill Bixby with beady white eyes, and Lou ripping up a subway car in a plaid shirt. Well, even if Jacko never gets big like Madonna, the relationship is already having a postive effect on Lou who is now lobbying hard to get on Dancing with the Stars. Can't make this stuff up....